The other day I was at the grocery store looking for meatballs. They didn't have any, so I went to another grocery store. I couldn't find any there either. Finally I ended up going home without any meatballs. I found it weird that no one was selling meatballs, especially since they usually have six different kinds.
Theory #1
All the meatballs came to life, broke out of their packaging, and attacked everyone in the store. After this incident there was a worldwide recall and the meatballs were locked up in Area 51 where they will undergo extensive testing. In my opinion, the meatballs should just be sent to therapy, because they obviously have some sort of dark past that led to this violent outburst.
Theory #2
A government scientist discovered that meatballs are actually a) aliens, or b) from space. Again, all meatballs were locked up in Area 51 to undergo extensive testing. Hopefully these alien meatballs can be used to prevent an intergalactic war. If not, at least they're tasty.
Unbelievable but then a again it is you.
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